Youth groups - cool!! When is it and am I too old to join in ?
 
We have three special clubs for children between the ages of 5 and 13. So if you're between those ages check out which is the right club for you....
It'll be there soon - don't you worry!! The Junior Friday Club is for 5 to 8 year olds and meets at 6 pm.
The Senior Friday Club is for 9 to 11 year olds and meets at 7.15 pm.
The Junior Friday Club is for 11 to 13 year olds and meets at 8.30 pm.
 
Let me tell you a joke - if you've got any better ones, email the webmaster !

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off.

So I ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"
He said "Why shouldn't I?".

I said, "Well there's so much to live for!".
He said "Like what?".

I said, "Well, are you religious or atheist?".
He said "Religious".

I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?".
He said "Christian".

I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?".
He said "Protestant".

I said, "Me too! Are you Anglican or Baptist?".
He said "Baptist".

I said, "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord"
He said "Baptist Church of God!"

I said, "Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God?
He said "Reformed Baptist Church of God!"

I said, "Me too! Are you reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?".
He said "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!".

I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.